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Eliza Clarke's hilarious new play sheds light on the ever-growing wellness industry

Why See Quack?


New Comedy

Quack, the hilarious new comedy from playwright Eliza Clarke heads to Houston in 2019. Developed as part of the 2018 Alley New Festival Quack dives into the new craze that is 'Wellness', 21st-century fame and all the highs and lows that come with it! In this sharp, witty and intelligent play, Clarke sheds new light on the multi-billion dollar industry, its perpetrators and its loyal fans.

What is Quack about?

Dr. Irving Baer's hit daytime talk show is the ladies favorite across the States, from losing weight, discovering their destinies and being in control of their own health Dr. Irving Baer doles out his advice to his adoring fans. However, when a scathing article goes viral, Baer's reputation, marriage and career is left hanging in the balance. As Baer tries to cling onto his empire he sets out to bring everyone else down with him...

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Opening night: 8 February 2019


Recommended for ages 13+ for strong language.

Run time

One hour and 50 minutes, with no intermission.

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