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Drunk Pirates

Drunk Pirates at The Emerald Theatre

Why see Drunk Pirates?

Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle of Rum!

Prepare to embark on the funniest voyage to ever sail the seven seas as Drunk Pirates brings a swashbuckling adventure to a stage near you... with some seriously questionable decision-making. Will Long John Silver claim the treasure? Will anyone remember where they buried the map? There’s only one way to find out - raise a glass, recruit your crew, and get ready to be absolutely shipwrecked!

The best part is...no kids allowed! Please note that audience members must be 21+ and present a valid physical photo ID.

What's The Story, Captain?

Inspired by the classic tale of Treasure Island, this riotous journey follows cabin boy Jim Hawkins and Long John Silver as they set sail aboard the Hispaniola in search of legendary buried treasure. There’s just one small problem...one of the cast members has been enjoying the ship's rum a little too much before the show begins.

Key Information

Audience

Audience members must be 21+ with valid physical photo ID

Run Time

90 minutes with no intermission

Dates

Jul 9 - Sep 19

Upcoming Performances

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